MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL
idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck.
the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
- Baby: m-m
- Mom: mama?
- Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
WHERE IS THIS PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME BECAUSE REASONS